Burger King savage for this. Work for a King not a clown. We're hiring.

Therapist: u often use humor to deflect serious trauma. Me: thank u. Therapist: I didnt say that was a good thing. Me: what Im hearing is u think Im funny.

Me at home where I can be ugly in peace and comfort.

No masterpiece was ever created by a lazy artist. — Salvador Dali.

Every damn time. My email is well written, reviewed and ready to be sent. My email is sent. Attached file.

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