When u go thru a light as it's turning red and u noticed the car behind you went too and you like "y'all wild Imao".
Hero: The villain's lair could be anywhere! The villain's lair.
When a woman loves a man, she loves that man and the only person who can fuck that up is that man himself.
When you get up after sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes reading about crypto.
How guys buy shampoo. It says shampoo. It's on sale