Me replying in 2 seconds after being ignored for 2 days:

When you think you been working for 4 hours and it's only been 17 minutes.

I tripped and fell over. I tested gravity and it worked.

Even I could make it work and I took the nicest picture of myself in fifty years. Everyone liked that.

Doctors after their 15 minute long appointments that solve nothing and leave their patients feeling hopeless. That will be $4,372.98.

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