When ur bored af at ur house but also too lazy to go out.

Other people: "7 AM" Me: "6:30 AM, 6:45 AM, 6:50 AM, 6:55 AM, 7:00 AM".

Me: *watching friends for the millionth time* Ross: "I Ross take thee Rachel". Me:

This morning I cracked an egg and it was double yolk and I was like cool, 2nd one I got double and then I'm like woah. 3rd egg I was like??? 4th I was like what are the odds and then I read the box.

When you pull your headphones out of your pocket.

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