Kid hitting me with 'Ok boomer' Me hitting him with my car.

These the scissors females use when they say they cutting that dude off.

Tag a friend who would see the exact same thing. What does this mirror do, professor? It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts.

The teacher: teaching on the last day of school. The class:

When your friend volunteers you to say the closing prayer [quietly] I'll kill you.

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