Me: *Chooses same day shipping on Amazon at 23.59. Amazon employees:

Becoming an adult and realising you have to work until you die.

Hide your girl... I'm headed out for the day. Mayonnaise and hair spread.

Never stop doing your best just because someone doesn't give you credit.

Kid in 2067 doing a test about 2020: I have no ideia what happened, I'm just gonna answer random things. Teacher: You had the best grade. Kid:

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