Me: I am not going to think about it. Also me:

Mom: I want you home by 10:00pm. Me at 4:00am:

An actual list of all my exes who were able to find somebody who's better than me:

Sometimes you have to love people from a distance and give them the space and time to get their minds right before you let them back into your life.

Me drunk af in the back of an Uber admiring the city.

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