Friend: Let's go get food. Me: I can't I'm broke. Friend: I'll pay. Me:
Co-worker: Good morning! Me: Who hired this bitch?
VVhen it's been a week since your last mental breakdown. It's showtime.
If u can't handle the sass u can't handle the ass.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand? Captain Jack Sparrows.